Extract the drugs from her dreams

Real cool. Thought we were friends too.

Remember when I used to write you endless tumblr posts? Seems like forever ago. It’s so crazy how long we’ve been dating. I think the even crazier thing is that I can’t even imagine what it would be like to not have you as my best friend, and my other half. I know you’re busy a lot of the time with theatre and work right now, but i always think about you. I know I’ve been hanging out with my friends more, but you still have the biggest place in my heart.

Dear heather. You are my everything. I love you so much. Thanks for sticking with a doofus like me. I cant wait to see your show because youre a star babe. Much love, matty.

I am braindead thinking strictly in blues and reds.

So my girlfriend puts up with all my bullshit and has done so for almost 14 months so i think she deserves some recognition. Heather is the single sweetest girl you will ever meet, with a heart of gold. She always makes me smile when im sad and thats more than anyone could ask for. But on top of that shes really fun to be with. The greatest in my opinion.

Youre the best heather. I love you so much and never want to lose you. Youre really nice and you make me so happy. I cant wait to hang out with you today babe.

Girl you’re a star. You’ve had shows all the time and we haven’t been able to hang out as much as usual, but I love you more than anything in the world. It is said that absence makes the heart grow fonder. I hope my heart doesn’t grow because having an enlarged heart is actually a fatal ailment. Ah, caught myself before I began to ramble TOO much. In this post I will not hyperbolize, but rather illustrate my love for you in a metaphoric and alluding matter. It may sound cheesy, but hey, all the good love letters do. You are the warmth of a fire on a treacherously cold day. You are a smile, unbeknownst to the malevolent in the world. But more importantly, you are you. A delicacy many do not possess. It is often hard to look past the smoke and mirror society we endure each and every day. It is easier to show the world a more “like-able” version of yourself. I admire the contrary in you. You, so vivaciously, show who you are. Not a generic, mass produced version. It’s plain to see, and not only to me. I could write books about your smile. I’m wary to whether or not they’d sell however, because they are not vampiric teenage romances (which seems to have a monopoly in the current literature industry). I’ll just add some sparkling men and a few fangs, instant bestseller. Rambling again.  Oh yes, your smile. Nothing quite like it, miss Heather. I’ve done my research. From 1994-1998 there is a steady decline in the birth rate of the world. My theory is that, since God spent so much time making you in all your beauty, he didn’t have enough time for anyone else. Which is understandable, seeing as many other artists have done the same. Michaelangelo took four entire years to paint the sistine chapel. However, to compare you to something so vastly under your beauty would be preposterous. You are what every girl envies. Talent, intellect, looks, and a very very sexy boyfriend. I guess I did hyperbolize a TEENSY bit, for I am not such. Gosh what have I typed. Despicable Me is a great movie. Seeing it with you was great. Sweaters look great on you. The also look great on small furry animals. You like furry animals. I like you.

ayecarson asked: Why are you so cute? And why do you have to be taken?

Hard questions.

katysimon asked: You are an extremey attractive individual (: I know you're taken, I just like to give the compliments that people deserve to hear (:

Thanks!